I'm Kat I'm a female. I've done shit, said shit, wrote shit. I will show ankles for wifi. Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend stuff. i like one direction, food, sleep, dr who, supernatural, and sherlock... so I reblog that and whatever I find reblogable...yeah....soooo... hi

itsvondell:

i dont trust people who dislike nintendo

sixpenceee:

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK 

Many countries have systems that allow them to speak to as many people as possible in case of something catastrophic. 

The United States has the Emergency Alert System. When triggered, the system interrupts all T.V and radio systems to speak. 

This is what it sounds like.

The most creepiest and terrifying noise and voices ever. 

Source: X

(Source: organmeat)

pilesofgryles:

whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”

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no problem

adverber:


xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

bubbly-milk:

enxiety:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

I’m crying

(Source: enxiety)

nowyoukno:

youjustrealized:

interesting-and-useful-links:

AOL is unboxing a “new way to connect” at 4pm EST/1pm PST HERE and if you simply watch the livestream you have a chance to win an Apple iPad Air, Microsoft Surface, Google Chromebook, or Google Glass!

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NOT LIKE I’M DOING A SINGLE THING WITH MY SUMMER ANYWAY

IT’S LIVE NOW GO SEE….A WI-FI CAR?!?

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

  • person: *is nice to me 25/8*
  • me: ugh I bet they hate the shit out of me and think I'm annoying and probs want to kill me every time I talk...