Kill me.

iamjohnlocked4life:

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I made a meme for today

tiny–gay-munchkin:

soaringsearingphoenix:

soaringsearingphoenix:

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

Like… i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced… i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty… i have to make sure i get exercise… i’m not qualified for this

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Why would you abandon this in the tags? 

beckaboi:

zelda-and-princess-hyrule:

beckaboi:

lazygravez2:

beckaboi:

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

*clicks the citation*

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

*clicks on the youtube video*

[this is the video]

bienenkiste:
“and i'm proud of y'all
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bienenkiste:

and i'm proud of y'all

cryoverkiltmilk:

ayumi-nemera:

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

🐯 🐯 🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi